I Just Took an Eye Exam… In My Bed
I would like to formally announce… I just took an eye exam. In my bed. At 11pm. On a Tuesday. And not in a “I Googled my symptoms and now I’m concerned” kind of way. No. A real, actual, legitimate enough to renew my contacts for a year eye exam. What is this world we are living in??? Because last I checked, getting an eye exam involved: • Making an appointment • Driving somewhere • Sitting in a chair that feels slightly too medical • Trying to decide if “one or two” looks better while fully panicking • And somehow always blinking at the wrong moment But no. Not anymore. Now apparently you can just… Lay in bed. Scroll a little. Focus your eyes like a semi-functioning adult. And boom. Prescription renewed. For $20. Twenty dollars. I spend more than that on things I absolutely did not need on a


